Monday, December 13, 2004


i seem to be developing a serious fetish for uniforms.

every night on my way home from work, i walk past the fire station. and every time there is some calendar boy fireman chilling outside with the stereotype boy-ish grin, stubble and *nice* arms.

either my way-too-long celibacy is starting to get to me or firemen really are *HOT*.


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Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"Yes, I do."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too."