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some things to ponder in 2007:

1. life is sexually transmitted
   
2. good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
   
3. men have two emotions: hungry and horny. if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
   
4. some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs
   
5. why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
   
6. in the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal