yesterday was good fun

we had a company piss-up at hemisphere and everyone was there. it was a good night out, xcept that i was so tired that i ended up leaving home around 10pm. i was fungry and needed the sleep badly. oh well, i promise i'll put up a better fight next time.

funny night tho. my ex-lecturer/ex-boss, who's go away party last night was, came up with pretty funny shit. once again. she's v. good value entertainment-wise. here's few of the highlights:

[we're sitting at the same table with the big boss]
she: "tp, as your lecturer, i demand you to dance on that table or i'll fail you!"
me: [choke on my wine] "ha! this is your go away party, where as i have to work with these ppl next week. no way in hell i'm going to listen to you, woman!"
she: "go on! i order you! stripping will get you extra points!"

[new guys from work that i haven't met before walk in]
she: "have you guys met? this is tp. she likes porn!"
me: [choke on my wine] "ummm... hi guys."

[a guy joins our table]
she: "hang on... l, you don't have a girlfriend, do you?"
he: "ummm... no?"
she: "well, tp here doesn't have a boyfriend either. she wants to fuck you."
me: [choke on my wine]
he: "excuse me...?"

heh. at least it never gets boring around her. i will sure miss her in the office.

were doing a road trip to canberra next weekend with her and her husband. should be great fun and i dare say i will be choking on my wine again. heh.