a catty secretary sandwich anyone?

heh. the original email was forwarded to me yesterday. then i read abt it on every major national news service. this shit is gold bunnies:

entire conversation news.com.au: staff sacked after email fight

my personal fav would definitely be the "Let's not get person [sic] Miss Can't Keep A Boyfriend." line. must remember that one.

but hey, have no fear. the sandwich has been found.

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i'm starting to think that maybe i should consider losing a lil bit of my balls. you know, just to blend in with the skirts a bit better.

the reason i'm worried is that within the past week or so, i've gotten shitty at three ppl and been forced to pull out the line "[inserts full name here], you can suck my non-existing cock!" and in all three occasions the reply has been "oh, it exists alright!"

well, maybe i'll just transfer that lil bit from my pants to my hair. i bought tigi's cocky hair stuff yesterday. smelled so nice i couldn't leave it there. had to get it.

besides... i luveded the name.

--update: tried the stuff out and it's absolutely fan-tas-tic. happily recommend it to anyone who wants a mad cocky hair full of itself. and as all tigi shit, it smells like candy. i like candy.