Thursday, July 14, 2005

what a silly lil girl i have been!

now i get it! all this time i've been stupid and blind and trying to make an impossible equation balance out. yesterday, i had my epiphany.

i was watching this documentary. something like "women talking abt sex". most of it was just the usual crap: american women being ecstatic, cause they can be oh so liberated and say things like 'clitoris' or 'oral sex' on television. didn't pay much attention.

but the epiphany part?

there was this old hag who had had like 40 or so lovers. she explained, that she had found that irl it's the best solution to have three men, not just one. three you can still juggle and every one of them has an important part to fill:
  1. the shit hot guy in a pinstripe suit who you can go out in the public with and look good next to in a gallery opening
  2. the sex god who get's you off and fucks your brains out at least three times a day
  3. the smart one to have interesting conversations with and who inspires your mind and soul
and all this time i've been trying to find all three in one. no wonder i haven't found him...

the only downside is that before i was one guy short... now i'm three guys short. crap.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Old news. Three guys was my documented method something like 10 years ago already. The downside is that this doesn't work perfectly either. As one boyfriend isn't always ready to stuff (whatever you'd like to do with him at the moment), so aren't three boyfriends either...

Oh well. Then, surprisingly, I found one good man with whom I spent 4 years. Everything is possible. Almost...

tp said...

see, that's just the problem: 10 yrs ago it was alright to do this shit. but i thought i was supposed to be older and smarter and shit now. i thought i wasn't supposed to be making such a mess anymore.

to be honest, i would much rather find all that in one... but patience is not a virtue of mine.

maybe i should just start casting men for these roles till i find one that fits all... ;)

Mikko said...

Are these the same women who at least 10 years ago used to bash men for having a madonna-whore syndrome?