shoppity shop

i went grocery shopping on my way home today. the guy behind the register tried to get me to donate money for kids or some shit...

- "good day, miss. could i interest you in donating money for [insert here some stupid children organization]?"

- "sorry luv, i hate kids."

- "...excuse me?" the guy looks at me in a funny way and continues: "but... but you're 'female'. you're supposed to have a maternal instinct to like kids. right?"

- "i prefer puppies and kittens and shit. you know, when you get fed up, you can just take them to the vet to have them put to sleep. try doing that to a kid and all hell breaks loose..."

- "erm... right. i appreciate your honesty i suppose - ummm... so that's a no for the donation then?"

heh. poor lil guy. i wish i had a camera. cause i can tell you bunnies, you should have seen his face.