"how far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?"

heh. good ole studio arts.

i am doing my project on the original 1972 porn cult classic deep throat and i just managed to hunt a copy down from one of the local porn shops.

plot: "linda, frustrated that her hugely energetic sex life leaves her unsatisfied, seeks medical help. the doctor informs her that the reason for her problem is that her clitoris is mistakenly located at the back of her throat - but there is a very simple remedy, which the doctor, and various other men, proceed to demonstrate..." [imdb]

selected quotes:
linda: "how would you like it if you had balls in your ears?"
dr. young: [pause] "i guess i could hear myself coming!"

helen: "mind if I smoke, while you're eating?"

last man: "say, what's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this?"

wilbur wang: [on the telephone with dr. young] "you gotta help me. i'm in love with linda. we want to get married... thank you. there's only one problem - she needs a nine inch cock."

i can tell you bunnies, this shit is priceless!