Thursday, February 10, 2005

i love newtown - part 2

i was on my way to work yesterday and i noticed a poster stapled on the pole next to my bus stop:

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BOY WANTED FOR BOY
  • must have no plans for the next five years
  • must be hot i.e. symmetrical or with sexy deformities
  • non smoker
  • non homicidal optional
  • hung like a shetland pony
  • must recognise "international speak like a pirate day"
  • if spontaneously combustible must come with fire extinguisher or fire planket
  • must smell pretty
phone/sms 0422-xxxxxx
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cracked me up.

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