i love newtown - part 2

i was on my way to work yesterday and i noticed a poster stapled on the pole next to my bus stop:

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BOY WANTED FOR BOY

• must have no plans for the next five years
• must be hot i.e. symmetrical or with sexy deformities
• non smoker
• non homicidal optional
• hung like a shetland pony
• must recognise "international speak like a pirate day"
• if spontaneously combustible must come with fire extinguisher or fire planket
• must smell pretty

phone/sms 0422-xxxxxx

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cracked me up.