Friday, August 06, 2004

how to: furnish a student unit

  1. live in an apartment with several other students (preferably a group of kleptomaniac pissheads like yourself)
  2. locate the nearest bottle shop and acquire copious amounts of alcohol (extra points for goon, passion pop and wild turkey combined with the traditional canadian gobble gobble dance)
  3. get utterly pissed
  4. walk to the uni bar scanning for objects not nailed down or chained to poles
  5. drink more
  6. grab what you can on the walk back from the bar (the bigger the better - don't forget teamwork!)
  7. place objects where they will surely lighten up your flatmates' morning (extra points for blocking the bathroom door)
    1. i have to admit that last night's effort was pretty good and the new ugly yellow table will be a nice addition to our ever growing collection.

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