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deviant [23:59]: 'i an so sick of these trend oid f...n wan ker f..n d f...n piss weak ...... d j s ... what the f are they thinking... you can do it put your ass in to f them... rant rave rant... etc...'in other words bunnies: if you are going to send drunken messages in the middle of the night, at least make sure they are sex/porn/filth related and exciting. then there is a slight possibility that you might get away with waking that someone up.
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deviant [10:13]: 'please disregard any drunken unintelligible messages.'
tp [10:35]: 'yes. well below par i thought. critical social commentary on the mainstream music genres apparent in the average licensed restaurant around midnight. where's the tits and arse in that? where's the porn? the filth? the excitement? it's just not cricket, mate, it's just not cricket.'
deviant [10:36]: 'well said.'
see, there is always time for sex and/or thinking about sex.
however, if you wish to share your opinion on the quality of entertainment in the establisment you have decided to buy your beverages from: save it. if i'm not there, i don't give a fuck and i dare say neither will s/he.
to conclude:
sex = exciting = good.
rant = boring = bad.
any questions?
4 comments:
What if the rant is about the music being played at a sex party or free for all orgy?
erm... tell you what bunny, the kinda man that i want to date would NOT be concentrating on the music in a situation like that.
in fact, being more interested in the quality of the music at a sex party would be enough of a reason to re-think the 'relationship'...
In the event that the age group is decades up the other end, I'd say the music might be the best thing about such a party.
fair enuff, you do have a point...
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