bloke·a·hol·ic

adj.

1. related to or resulting from the combination of spending time with male friends and consuming large quantities of alcohol while viewing sport events on television.
2. containing or preserved in a juvenile state, also known as lack of backbone and/or refusal to grow up.
3. suffering from bloke-a-holism.

n.

a person who is compulsively drawn to blokey behaviour ie. excess alcohol consumption, television broadcasts of major sport events and the ever-present company of the dedicated 'manfriend'.