wondering - 21 days to go

the locals seem to fully appreciate the creativity that we finns put into our swearing and cursing. these are the favourites so far:

• "draw a cunt over your head and flee for the mountains"
  (veda vittu paahasi ja pakene vuorille)
• "your mum copulates with reindeers"
  (aitis nussii poroja)
• "even a rat has a hole"
  (reika se on rotallakin)
• "face like the elephant's cunt"
  (naama norsunvitulla)

now i need help bunnies, which other sayings would be good translated?