never say never(?)

i read tira's blog entry (in finnish) and i just couldn't resist taking on this one.

things that i will never, ever say:

• "no, i don't think i need to buy any more shoes."
• "can i have a beer, please?"
• "i don't like asian food, can we go to a steak place instead?"
  
• "what would i want to go to an art gallery for? all contemporary art is just bodily fluids in a jar..."
• "not tonight marvin, i have a headache."
  
• "nah, i think that movie is too arthouse for me. can we go and see the new hollywood blockbuster instead?"
  
• "hands off! you should learn to concentrate on other things too and not always just sex!"
• "darling husband, would you take the kids to the car already. otherwise we'll be late from church..."

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