Monday, March 20, 2006

yay for scandinavian meat!


my dear norwegian hottie friend (the one in the lil black dress grinding up'n down my leg) came to visit us for a month. she lived here for the year 2004. we picked her up from the airport last night.

this should be good fun. mind you i do fear that my poor lil liver will divorce me before she's back on the plane. she's trouble this one.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it hot in here?

Gulp.

Kiwi.

Anonymous said...

your mate's not too bad either.

Kiwi.

Anonymous said...

Dear tp.

Greetings from Helsinki. Have I understood this correctly... A friend of mine told me that australian guys look gorgeous but aussie chicks actually have a beer stomack (!).

If this is the case I'm going to fly my toned and fit scandinavian ass over there and hit on all the gorgeous boys! Wait a minute... that sounds like YOUR plan!

Miss M

tp said...

shhhhhhhhhhhh!

woman! don't go telling everyone! there's meat aplenty for you and me, but we don't want everyone in on the secret, do we?

and yes, i am a BIG fan of oz/nz men. yumyumYUM!

skribe said...

For both of you in the pic:

A virile, young Italian sailor was relaxing at his favorite bar, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So...yousa finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No-oh." Surprised, the young man reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there are screams of passion. The rooting ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "Yousa finish?" And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No-oh."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman yet again using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing, and ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "Yousa finish?"

Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "Oh no, I Norwegian."