yet another ordinary day in the world of shoeboxes
last night i had to witness a not-so-flattering event in the frenchman's life.
we were going out for dinner and the plan was to catch up with a couple of his mates on the way. well, we did. the shitty part was that 'catching up' is french for 'an excuse to drink lots of wine'. which as such is all cool and groovy. but. BUT. the problem comes in when you add the french idea of 'sober enough to drive'.
fucktard.
he got done in for drink driving on our way home and i was so incredibly embarassed to be in the car to witness the event. i can't believe i was stupid enough to get in the car in the first place.
he started his misbehaving a day early. he received his australian citizenship today. i'll still call him frenchman.
you can get the guy out of france but you can never get the french out of the poor bastard.
still a fucktard.
we were going out for dinner and the plan was to catch up with a couple of his mates on the way. well, we did. the shitty part was that 'catching up' is french for 'an excuse to drink lots of wine'. which as such is all cool and groovy. but. BUT. the problem comes in when you add the french idea of 'sober enough to drive'.
fucktard.
he got done in for drink driving on our way home and i was so incredibly embarassed to be in the car to witness the event. i can't believe i was stupid enough to get in the car in the first place.
he started his misbehaving a day early. he received his australian citizenship today. i'll still call him frenchman.
you can get the guy out of france but you can never get the french out of the poor bastard.
still a fucktard.
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