disappointing dumb cunt execution license?

people. *deep sigh* i do hate people.

isn't it funny how no matter how low you set your expectations, people still find a way to disappoint you?

wouldn't it be so much more pleasant if you just had the right to drag them behind the barn and let them out of their misery?

'that's it. i'm done - behind the barn, off you go. come on, be a good boy... nonono, don't give me those puppy dog eyes. too late for that shit now...' [makes gun loading motions] '...i promise this will hurt you more than it will hurt me...'

or to quote a good friend: 'it's not me babe, it's you...'

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a tune for the day: martha wainwright - bloody mother fucking asshole

'...you bloody mother fucking asshole | oh you bloody mother fucking asshole | oh you bloody mother fucking asshole | oh you bloody mother fucking asshole | oh you bloody mother fucking asshole | oh you bloody...'