Wanker warning?
Ok bunnies, help me out here. I just can't get my head around this shit.
Why is it, that if you buy a very nice sporty car, you need to choose the ugliest fucking colour available that just screams out loud: 'TINY PRICK'?
If you buy a fucken Lamborghini, why does it have to be bright canary yellow? And just then, I saw a bloody neon orange Audi TT drive by my place. I mean, WTF?!? Audi TT is a beautiful car... why the fuck would you go and ruin it with a colour like that?
Could it be that the demographic buying these cars just happen to be the infamous dickless wonders out there?
Maybe the bright colours are a wanker warning to be interpreted as: 'Warning: Lacking cock and style'. I suppose it sorta make sense - like venomous snakes/bugs/fish are often really brightly coloured in nature to warn anyone to go too near.
At least its a clear 'stay the fuck away' sign for me.
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The Audi TT was a good car in 98. It was even a good car in 2000 (I like Thandie). But anyone who drives one now is either a prissy bitch that calls out her own name when she orgasms (always via her own hand), or a genderless twit that just hasn't met the right Village Person to teach them the joys of unadulterated man-lurv. The Audi TT is a bad car no matter what the colour.
I still think that Audi TT is a beauty in silver. I can't help it, its just so sleek and perty. Don't like the convertible tho, or any other colours.
...Does that mean I need to ask Deviant whether I shriek my own name of not?
Mind you, the car of my choice would be a silver Peugeot 207 or 307. So very feline I love the way they purrr.
Hi TP, checked your blog for the first time in ages to see if you had news of Miss L's wedding. Thanks for the pics - will have to get in touch with her.
Now I do agree with you on the TT subject - silver is the best colour. Having done black I always did think that the silver ones looked better.
Now todays useless info... The "wanker" colours usually have a meaning. Quite often the top spec'd cars are made in very unique colours so that those that know, know. So if you spend $400 k on the normal Ferrari 360 you have a choice of almost any colour. BUT if you add another $150 k of accessories (that you dont need and have no purpose outside of a track) you can then have a special colour! Why, you ask - why not!
Hope you are well, K
So on top of screaming out their lack of cock and style, they are also in constant need of validation from 'those that know'?
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