the little sources of disgust

you know how everyone has those little things that they just can't stand?

someone goes apeshit after finding the toilet seat up, somone can't stand the toothpaste being squeezed from the middle and someone can't handle their cd collection out of order.

well, i can't stand sticky things. you know, little sauce bottles in your fridge that are sticky around the neck. little patches of floor that your sock sticks on or the glue of a price tag remaining on the bottom of a bowl and endlessly sticking to your fingers. i fucken hate sticky things.

well, i just discovered that a tub of hair removal wax had leaked and created a whole world of sticky in my cuboard.

i am not happy.