posting spam (again)

once upon a time,


a guy asked a girl: "will you marry me?"


the girl said, "NO!"

and the girl lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had football on, never wore fricken lacey lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat pants and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted all the time.

THE END

--update

after quite a few bunnies have been asking about this, i feel the need to point out that this was a 'posting spam' entry. in other words i posted up an email going around the office that i for some reason (prolly doe to the lack of caffeine) found amusing.

so this is not my text and most definitely not out of my life. deviant is still borderline sane and very much in the picture.