more on graduation

ok, the dust has settled. 'bloody mother fucking asshole' has played on repeat for hours and the homicidal glow in my eyes is slowly starting to dim down a bit.

let's start with the good bits. i already showed you the highlight:

i can tell you bunnies, it was love at first sight. i figured that after i throw on that bloody black tent and the silly hat, the only thing that shows during the catwalk strut, is my heels. mind you my mates were betting on how far down the red carpet i'd get before tripping over. but i pulled it off. which was a bonus.

but naturally there was also a dress:

i found this classic beauty of a wish dress. i dressed it up with the heels, big gold earrings and a chunky gold bangle.

the ceremony itself was quite hilarious. it was like something straight out of harry potter with these fat ppl filling the 'thrones' on stage in their ludicrous outfits straight out of black adder. i couldn't help giggling out loud. then i remembered that i don't look much better in my hat. and i stopped pointing and laughing.

all the graduates got announced by their degree and name and then you had to perform the academic doffing and strutting choreography on the catwalk. quite silly. despite the heels, all i could think of while wearing that black cape and silly hat was 'i look a pillock.'

but yeh, the piece of paper is very perty.