i was invited to spend easter with deviant's family... [insert here panic no.1]
... and to make matters worse, it's a four day camping trip! [insert here panic no.2]
i mean seriously, bunnies, how am i meant to pull this one off? first of all i need to play the nice girl role for four days in a row while stepping down from my beloved high heels and leaving my hair dryer at home! ME! *points at self vigorously* no heels! no make-up! no girly frilly bits! yeh, i know: i'm fucked.
oh well, hopefully it will at least be warm enough for bikinis...
... and to make matters worse, it's a four day camping trip! [insert here panic no.2]
i mean seriously, bunnies, how am i meant to pull this one off? first of all i need to play the nice girl role for four days in a row while stepping down from my beloved high heels and leaving my hair dryer at home! ME! *points at self vigorously* no heels! no make-up! no girly frilly bits! yeh, i know: i'm fucked.
oh well, hopefully it will at least be warm enough for bikinis...
I'll give you odds of 2:1 that you don't pull it off.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be a female version of meet the Fockers.
Kiwi.
This one is easy:
ReplyDelete"Juot itsesi mukavaksi."
Ask how many family midsummers this has worked for me...
Antiloop
I'd say more like X-rated version of Family Jewels :)
ReplyDeleteShame, makes not mention of a camping trip near The Great Escape.
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